The release of the teen vampire film New Moon on November 20, 2009 and the hype surrounding it was a hot topic on the news digest website Newser.com that week. Among the articles was “14 Scariest Twilight Souvenirs.” In case you live under a rock where there are no teenagers, Twilight is the first book, and subsequently film, in a four-part series by Stephanie Meyer. New Moon is its sequel. As a not-quite-diehard Twilight fan (or “Twihard”) myself, I actually liked several of the items offered up as merchandise no self-respecting adult would ever intentionally own. I wouldn’t go so far as to don a pair of underpants with Robert Pattinson’s face on them, but if you would, then more power to you. If there was one item on the list I would proudly own, it would be the sparkly dildo.